Morning

5:00 AM.

Alarm.

Snooze. Snooze. Snooze. Snooze. Snooze. Snooze. I kid not. I really hit it that many times. Unfortunately for me, this morning I hit it one time too many and I started the day running later than usual.

So what do I do? I check Facebook. "Who is this Ruth Bourdain character that Kelly likes? I think Kelly is pretty cool so I must check this out. Wow! It is a page created by Anthony Bourdain claiming to be a mashup between himself and Ruth Reichl. This is freaking hilarious." Read. Laugh. Read.

Now I am running really late.

So what do I do? "Let's try a new style with my bangs this morning. That sounds like a brilliant idea. Wait...it isn't working. I hate my bangs. Let's fix this. Crap...not working either."

Resign self to bad bangs. OMG. I am super late.

"Wait, I forgot to clean up the 67 bath toys from Elle's bath last night, and the cleaners are coming today." Frantically pick up foam letters representing all 26 letters and 10 numbers, 3 cups, 4 boats, a Dora bath toy and some assorted others.

Would you believe I actually made it to work on time? I am superwoman, but maybe I should start drinking coffee first thing in the morning instead of waiting until I get to work. It might increase my focus. Or, it might be the one thing that tips the scales and actually makes me late...